Damn I thought they would’ve have given you a slap in the head
You and violence. I swear, best pairing.
They think I’m still 5, I swear.

I’m serious, aren’t I always; well most of the time. But yeah, if you really want one unless you were kidding about the whole massage thing.
True, you are not much of a jokester then fine I do want the massage, do I have to walk all over to your place to get it? You are a pain.
No, I’ll be nice and come to your place. Does that work master?

Well I just have to give you one now.
Are you being serious or just pulling my leg?
I’m serious, aren’t I always; well most of the time. But yeah, if you really want one unless you were kidding about the whole massage thing.

Get on your knees and beg, then maybe we’ll talk about a neck massage.
Oh am I now? Harsh.
I do not beg, you should be thankful that I am giving you the time of day. I’m kidding. Please oh please Oliver give me a neck massage.
Its the truth, truth hurts.
Well I just have to give you one now.

Nope, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard of it. I’ll have to check it out sometime. I haven’t talked to you in forever, what’ve you been up to?
It’s really great. Especially if you like shows like Criminal Minds. Not that I have too much time for TV but this show is worth it. I’ve just been catching up with things back here in Chicago. How about you?
Now I have seen Criminal Minds in the past and it’s not half bad. So I’ll have to check out that show. Well I came out of my cave and I’ve been living the dream out in good old Chicago. It’s the same stuff different day anymore, but hey I gotta deal.

What makes you think I’m a pro at neck massages?
You sure about that Calico?
You look like one so you must be one right?
I am about 80% sure about this, and you my friend are an electron.
Get on your knees and beg, then maybe we’ll talk about a neck massage.
Oh am I now? Harsh.
